Five Things that Occurred to Me #41
I say bring back the movie intermission for any movie over 150 minutes.
Major League Baseball desperately needs a salary cap. The NFL, NBA, and NHL have salary caps. I don't mind athletes making shit-tons of money -- they definitely earn it -- but when a team like, say, the Minnesota Twins has exactly zero chance of paying a guy like Ohtani, then baseball is broken.
Don't you think it is about time that we all just stopped with the "Standard text and data rates may apply" thing?
I have some advice to NBA players that don't want to get ejected: First, don't punch or hit other players, and second, shut the fuck up and play.
Windows desperately needs a setting that says "When I am typing, never, ever, ever under any circumstances for any reason, ever, ever take the focus away from me so that I never, ever lose keystrokes." Infuriating. Better, that should just never happen. I should never have to ask for that behavior.