Five Things That Occurred to Me #42

1. I find it utterly astonishing that anyone at all can play the drums.

2. Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond singing "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore" is the greatest duet in the history of the world. This is not disputable.

3. All good gyms have a pair of barbell plates that each weigh 0.5 lbs. If you know, you know.

4. You often hear about large libraries, either public or personal, from hundreds of years ago. Don’t you wonder what all those books were?  Like, there just aren’t that many old books anymore. What were they all about?

5. Gary Oldman is the greatest actor of all time.  This is not disputable.