Things That Occur to Me #65

1. I believe with all my heart that every human being has the fundamental right to be able to throw garbage away at a fast food restaurant without having to touch a flap or a lid.

2. I’ve been re-watching the drastically underappreciated show Deadwood, and it occurred to me that some of the molecules of gold that I own were likely once in the hand of some grizzled prospector in that South Dakota town.

3. I am coming to the conclusion that many people really like thinking that the world is horrible and getting worse all the time.

4. My Lenovo Chromebook does not have a NumLock key, and it is glorious.

5. Everyone needs a Coach Beard in their life.