Things That Occur to Me #74
I feel like the “Are you kidding me?!? “ sports call has run its course. That is, unless Gus Johnson says it. Gus can do no wrong.
Can someone please tell me why we continue to use the spring-loaded toilet paper holders when the hook-based ones are, I believe, completely legal in all 50 states?
It seems clear that the lesson we can all draw from the Ghost Rider comic books is “Wear a friggin’ helmet”.
There is a grandma here at McDonald’s with her toddler grandchild, and she keeps asking the kid, “Why did you do that?” and I have no idea how the little lass is supposed to answer that question. Hell, I’m a grown-ass man and I can’t answer that question half the time.
Walter Goggins is having himself a moment, no?