Things That Occur to Me #74

1. I feel like the “Are you kidding me?!? “ sports call has run its course. That is, unless Gus Johnson says it. Gus can do no wrong.

2. Can someone please tell me why we continue to use the spring-loaded toilet paper holders when the hook-based ones are, I believe, completely legal in all 50 states?

3. It seems clear that the lesson we can all draw from the Ghost Rider comic books is “Wear a friggin’ helmet”.

4. There is a grandma here at McDonald’s with her toddler grandchild, and she keeps asking the kid, “Why did you do that?” and I have no idea how the little lass is supposed to answer that question. Hell, I’m a grown-ass man and I can’t answer that question half the time.

5. Walter Goggins is having himself a moment, no?