Things That Occur to Me #78

1. I am in complete support of banning phones in schools. It’s relatively easy to do and would have profoundly positive results.

2. I am in complete support of banning children from using Social Media. It’s hard to do — what is social media exactly? — but it would have profoundly positive results.

3. I hereby deem this the greatest link on the entire Internet. There isn’t a bad piece of advice in there. (#99 is particularly awesome, and half of you won’t get it).

4. Has anyone stopped to consider what might happen if, say, Julia Louis-Dreyfus married Joseph Gordon-Levitt? That’s a lot of hyphens.

5. Another “Have you ever stopped to think…” — where stuff you had as a kid is right now? Like, I had a Vertibird when I was twelve. Where is that Vertibird right now, at this very minute? I guess it must just be crushed in a landfill somewhere.