Things That Occur to Me #84
I almost always like places that put their food in those little red baskets with the checkered wax paper.
I’m going to go ahead and say it, and I don’t really care who hears me: The Beatles are way overrated.
Dear Office Managers at Anywhere With a Waiting Room: We don’t want to listen to your TV. We all have phones, thank you very much.
When you stop and think about it, is there anything more ridiculous than the Six Million Dollar Man? I kind of get the running fast thing, but like his back could take all that weight.
There seems to be a very large number of people who need to understand the distinction between “I don’t like what you just said” and “What you just said is not true”.

